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Hedges for Irresponsibly Long Bitcoiners
Secretly turn Bitcoin's worst days into your best by minting income
from slow-release PUTs options contracts.
Example Hedge Contract
Creation date | December 31, 2024 |
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Issued in | Spot Bitcoin |
Expiry date | One year |
Cumulative payoff | Varies — view latest yields |
Payoffs paid | Every day until expiry |
Minimum purchase | $100 USD equivalent BTC |
Maximum purchase | Contact us |
Latest Payoff Yields
1.290%
Last updated December 22, 2024
View historical data. Past performance does not guarantee future results.
We don't fear the market dump - our structured PUT options strategy turns Bitcoin's biggest plunges into potential daily payouts, and with our high-touch service you'll feel like we're riding right beside you all the way. If you'd like to know more, why don't you give us a shout?
Bitcoin Holder's Dilemma
You've gotta ride out the pumps and dumps through the biggest crashes—HODLing—to squeeze out positive returns.
Price Rollercoasters
Bet wrong and watch out – the market might bite back.
Volatility Madness
Big swings can mean big wins or big wipeouts.
Fee Fatigue
Cuts from commissions and spreads can bleed your wallet dry.
Our Master Plan
We reinvest your Bitcoin collateral into a series of daily PUTs options that could turn market crashes into fresh stacks of Sats.
Systematic Protection
Catch potential profits from sudden plunges in Bitcoin's mood without you having to watch charts all day.
Plunge Profits
Stack fresh Sats when others panic sell, making dumps days the moments when money rains hardest.
Payday Comes Quick
Ring in the new day with payoffs from in-the-money options pouring into your Lightning wallet.
Got questions? Hit us up—our crew is here for you.
Dynamic Strike Optimization
Every options contract is calibrated to Bitcoin's current volatility levels. When market conditions shift, our strike prices automatically adjust, positioning you to catch potential profits from price swings.
Big League Protection
Think Citadel, Jane Street, Two Sigma. The heavy hitters know better than to get caught with their pants down in a crash. They're systematically buying PUT options, always ready to profit from the plunge.
Bet your last Satoshi these whales are stacking profits on the plunge. Now you can play the same game. We broker the crash protection, you collect the coin. Simple as that.
Lightning fast payoffs
PUT option profits are settled daily when markets dump.
1. Option expires - Payoff calculated
2. Same Day - Notification sent
3. Next Day - Payment dispatched
To avoid any wallet woes, we recommend gearing up with a Lightning address backed by a solid provider ensuring your wallet's always ready to catch the cash. Need one? We're here to point you to the top picks.
Free to Play, Pay to Win
Our pocket stays zipped until you're seeing green. No play, no pay—that's how we roll.
Earn Bitcoin-denominated Income
We dish out your options income in-kind, in Bitcoin Lightning Satoshis. That's not just because we believe in Bitcoin like you. Bitcoin Lightning payments are the the fastest, most cost-efficient, and scalable method for getting payoffs to you.
Ironclad Security for Your Coin
Post-investment, we lock down your Bitcoin in Fort Knox-style exchanges, minimizing the dreaded "what ifs" of theft or loss. When the daily expiry bell rings, we zip your payoffs back to you via a Lightning payment.
All-In Protection Play
Only the exchanges using Discreet Log Contracts–trustless, non-custodial smart contracts–get to play in our sandbox, keeping your investment solid even if the market throws a tantrum.